Hot King Lycra Promises Hottest Ever Performance!

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Grant Greenstripe (Talent Agent):
Fans of the new sensation in the underbelly of the UK music scene can still get their hands on the last few precious tickets to see Hot King Lycra live tonight. Now tipped to be the biggest seller in popular music since Elvis and The Beatles, Hot King Lycra has said of tonight’s performance…

“You will never have seen anything like this before. In two momentous, game-changing hours, I am going to revolutionise the face of popular music. ”

Does that sound like something you’d want to miss? Continue reading Hot King Lycra Promises Hottest Ever Performance!

What is an Eyebrow War?

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Rod B Sandleman:
My daughter has barricaded herself into her room and she will not come out. All I am able to establish is that there has been an “eyebrow war”. What is an eyebrow war? Continue reading What is an Eyebrow War?

What Date Did My Career Lurch Into An Unstoppable Nosedive?

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Crawford Smoothe:
I keep hearing people talking about “What Date Did My Career Lurch Into An Unstoppable Nosedive?”. What is it, and why is everyone talking about it? Continue reading What Date Did My Career Lurch Into An Unstoppable Nosedive?

Band Signing – Urgently Need Details Changed

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Grant Greenstripe (Talent Agent):
I’m sorry to gatecrash your blog, Bob, but I can’t get a reply via your email. This band you’ve recommended sound really good, but you’ve sent the wrong information to the publisher, and they say they need your authorisation to change it. Can you sort it out please? Continue reading Band Signing – Urgently Need Details Changed

What is a WE-MAN?

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Victoria Druggs:
Can anyone tell me what a “we-man” is? I want to generally poke my nose into someone else’s business on a public forum, but I can’t until I know what they’re talking about… Continue reading What is a WE-MAN?

Nivea For Men Sensitive Post-Shave Balm Product Review

Nivea For Men Sensitive Post Shave Balm

Grant Greenstripe (Product Reviewer):
In the wake of some confusion regarding the lead product review for the Christmas edition of the magazine, I feel it is perhaps best that I start a preliminary discussion here on the blog – just to clarify what’s going on and get some input from anyone else who wants to contribute.

I have been tasked with writing the Nivea For Men Sensitive Post-Shave Balm product review. I have tested the product on my Continue reading Nivea For Men Sensitive Post-Shave Balm Product Review

Lecture: How To Find a Lost Train

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Lecture: How To Find a Lost Train